Took these from a list of 50 Reasons Not to Date a Graphic Designer, check out the full list here
Here are a few few that made me laugh because I can relate to these all to well;
01. They are very weird people.
05. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
17. They ask your opinion about everything but they do whatever they want.
24. They buy dolls unfinished for them to paint.
29. They read comics.
30. They want to save the world only with a poster.
46. They wake up in the middle of the night screaming “When is the deadline?”
47. They see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.
50. They are always sleepy because they work 24/7.